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2.68sall the diet sodas in the world won't turn him back.
3.37sThen you just sit back and watch the grandkids roll in.
1.8sHunting, eh?
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3.14sStand aside, Marge. I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
2.18sHe's going to grow up straight for once!
3.82sWhat? You never went hunting before, and you're perfectly straight.
1.98sOh, yeah? How long since you've had a baby?
1.87sBut, Dad, it's barbaric.
2.22sHow does killing a deer make you more of a man?
3.85sIt just does. Name me one gay Indian. Uh-oh. Something's gonna die.
3.09sButt out, buttinsky. What would you know about hunting?
2.4sI know this much. I wouldn't wear that hideous hat.
2.7sHere. Take this one. It was worn by Yale Summers in Daktari.
1.87sHang on to it, toy boy. You might need it...
2.1swhen it starts raining naked ladies.