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1.95sHmm. Well,
3.94sI guess it'll always be a monument to Grandma's secret drinking problem.
2.59sOkay. So maybe that thing's a hunk of junk.
2.12sBut look at what you're selling.
2.75sFifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that.
3.55sOh, but this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
2.45sDon't you just love the graphics on this box?
4.75sNo. How can you love a box or a toy or graphics?
2.13sYou're a grown man. It's camp!
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1.8s
2.92sThe tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?
2.75sOh, yeah. Like when a clown dies.
3.52sWell, sort of. But I mean more like inflatable furniture,
3.85sor Last Supper TV trays, or even this bowling shirt.
1.92sCan you believe somebody gave this to Goodwill?
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2.87sAnd that kind of stuff is worth money? Boy howdy!
1.82sMan. You should come over to our place.
2.6sIt's full of valuable worthless crap.
1.78sWell, if you're inviting me over.
3.34sI practically insist. Shall we say 5:00? The snacking hour?