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3.62sI'll start with a couple of pizzas, then a complimentary tango lesson.
4.4sAnd I'll cap it off with a smooth, refreshing colonic.
0.4sUm, Dad?
3.14sdo you like piÑA colonics
2.23sand getting caUght in the rain
2.35scaSting out in the ocean
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3.9sNow, this wheel balancing is free, right?
2.54sOh, you betcha. Absolutely.
2.58sUh, oh, oh, wait a minute.
2.77sThese tires won't take a balance.
0.38sThey won't?
2.19sNah, no. You hear that clunk?
0.67sNo.
2.75sThat tells me you need four new tires.
0.4sReally?
3.64sYeah. Legally, I can't even let you drive out of here.
2.37sOh, please, can't you let me slide this time?
3.9sGee, I'd really like to, but if my boss found out--
3.89sWhat's going on over here? You gonna let this man drive out of here on unsafe tires?
2.95sNo, boss, I swear. That's it. You're fired!
2.5sNo, wait. This is all my fault.
4.57sOh, if I could only turn back the clock and buy four new tires.