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2.37sWelcome to your post office.
2.17sWow! It's ours?
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2.34sBart! Be with you in a minute.
2.24sThis is the lobby where customers come...
2.3sfor all their "postalistic" needs.
2.79s"Legends of comedy," my tuchus!
2.9sWhat has Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven't done?
2.35sThis machine reads zip codes.
3.44sThese five digits tell us where to direct your mail.
3.2sBut it's nine digits now. What's the point of these other four numbers?
2.4sThose are citizen relocation codes.
3.6sWith any luck, we'll never need 'em.
3.95sShe's onto us. Should I flood the chamber? Not yet. Let's get some lunch.
3.59sWell, children, any questions for Postmaster Bill?
2.24sYou ever gone on a killing spree?
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3.84sNo, no. The day of the gun-toting, disgruntled postman...
3.04sshooting up the place went out with the Macarena.
3.2sWell, I'm just glad I work at an elementary school.
3.6sAnd this is where our employees gather to unwind...