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1.73sCome on in.
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2.89sWho needs tickets? Tickets, right here. How 'bout you, slick?
2.49sScalping tickets to the Super Bowl.
4.24sHave you no shame, sir? I should give you a royal caning.
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2.37sHey, I'm just trying to make an honest buck.
2.97sAh, get lost, you bloodsucking parasite.
2.67sWally and I have all the tickets we need.
3.67sUh, sorry, fellas, but these tickets are counterfeit.
0.5sWhat?
1.39sCounterfeit?
1.77sYeah, see, the hologram's missing,
2.33sand there's no such team as the Spungos,
4.44sand finally, these seem to be printed on some sort of cracker.
2.02sStop eating our tickets!
3.02sOh, how could I fall for fake tickets?