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1.73sAnd there's going to be big changes.
1.97sWhoa, whoa, whoa. Now, wait just a minute.
2.7sOne thing Moe Szyslak has never had is a partner.
3.9sNor a wife, a friend, a chum, a casual acquaintance,
3.1sa pen pal, a parrot, a meaningful conversation,
2.77sa brief hug or eye contact.
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3.24sI'm just going to call the suicide hotline now.
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1.4s(BEEPS)
4.75sAnd they've blocked my number. Oh, God! (SOBBING)
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2.63s(SIGHS) Just made it!
3.84s(WHISTLE BLOWS) Quitting time!
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5.76s(CHUCKLES) Boy, I can't wait to get my lips around an ice cold...
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