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3.15sour dads used to get drunk and make us fight each other. Huh? Huh?
3.32sMy pop would buy me a malted for every tooth of Moe's I knocked out.
2.45sThat time you blinded me, he gave you a bike.
6.39sThat sure was a good-sounding bike. (CHUCKLES) Well, now to give this place a thorough inspection.
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3.62s(CLEARS THROAT) "Free from infestation?" Check.
2.4s"Sanitary utensils?" Check.
1.7s"Food hygienically stored?"
1.6sOnly one way to find out.
1.4sMmm, mmm, mmm.
1.53s(GAGGING)
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1.93sOh, my God, he's dead.
3.6sOkay, which one of you guys parked in front of the hydrant?
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5.35sUh, look, I didn't see nothing here, okay? (CHUCKLES) Just a bunch of innocent guys, sitting around, none of them dead.
2.07sBuy yourselves a nice dinner.
1.2s(CAR SPEEDS AWAY)
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2.79sUh-huh. Uh-huh.
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