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3.8sMarge, I just want to say, if you ever feel like cheating on Moe,
1.27shere's my card.
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3.45sHomer, I made a vow on our wedding day to stay by you,
1.4sfor better or worse.
2.9sAnd besides, I love you.
2.5sYou're my Homie-womie-romie-domie.
6.22sAnd you're my Margie-wargie-bargie fargie-gargie-margie- targie-largie.
2.7sI may have dodged a bullet here.
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2.97sMight as well face it, I'll never find anyone.
4.15sCome on tide, take me with ya. I just don't want to feel no more pain.
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2.67sOw, ow, ow! Ow! Oh!
1.97sMoe, I need to tell you something.
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2.07s(GRUNTS) Ow!
2.55sYou showed me you could be a really sweet guy.
3.1sYou can make a woman very happy someday.
1.97sWow. For realsies?
4.39sIt's true. You'd be quite a catch if you'd just shower, and shave,