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4.7s(GRUNTS) Moe, you've won. I'll see you at baggage claim.
1.47sHot damn, I won!
2.95sMarge, I swear I'll be the best man you ever had.
2.02sIt's gonna be all flowers, and back rubs,
1.95sand, "How was your day, dear?" and...
2.62sMoe! No, I don't love you,
2.6sand I'm certainly not going to leave my husband.
3.14sYou mean I listened to all your touchy-feely yip-yap for nothing?
1.15sI'm afraid so.
3.22sAt least I had a couple of sips from your Coke when you went to the bathroom.
3.3s(SOBBING) Homie...
3.8sMarge, I just want to say, if you ever feel like cheating on Moe,
1.27shere's my card.
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3.45sHomer, I made a vow on our wedding day to stay by you,
1.4sfor better or worse.
2.9sAnd besides, I love you.
2.5sYou're my Homie-womie-romie-domie.
6.22sAnd you're my Margie-wargie-bargie fargie-gargie-margie- targie-largie.
2.7sI may have dodged a bullet here.
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