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5.65sBut I don't wanna take care of the kids. (MUMBLING) How many cigars are they allowed to have?
1.55sBart sleeps in the microwave, right?
1.27sQuit playing dumb.
3.47sHow many magic beans should I sell the baby for? Three?
3.5s(MUMBLING GIBBERISH) That's me, jerk-ass Homer.
3.7s(MUMBLING GIBBERISH) Come on, go home.
1.5sOh.
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4.95sMaybe some cheerier paint would make this place less of a "dive."
2.07sMarge, my customers don't like themselves.
2.79sTherefore, they seek the darkness.
6.09s(BOTH GROANING) Well, as fabulous as your regulars are,
3.8sa remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.
1.53sLook, I like Moe's the way it is, all right?
4.44sAnd I ain't changing it for any dame, skirt, Susie-Q or face-macer.
1.79sI had a feeling you'd say that,
4.66sso I prepared something that might help you change your tune.
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3.1sThis place is a diamond But it's trapped in the rough