1.5s(ITCHY & SCRATCHY THEME PLAYING)
1.74s
2.08sMoe and Marge are having an emotional affair.
1.93sAlthough there's no physical intimacy,
3.04sthere's a deep spiritual connection that threatens to destroy your marriage.
1.67sWhat do I do?
2.2sEngage her feelings, become a friend.
2.75sGet her a LIFE Magazine from the week she was born.
1.65sI'll always treasure mine.