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1.8sA roll, sir? Screw you.
1.57sOatmeal?
3.59s(GASPS) Smoked salmon! Shrimp! Crab legs!
1.28s(EXCLAIMS)
4.05s
2.97s
2.7s(GRUNTING)
4.31s
3.2s(GROANS) I win.
4.55s(WOOZY LAUGH) Thinner. Thinner.
3.32sThinner. Thinner. Too thin.
3.84sBetter luck next time, "Tommy. Virginia Beach."
1.42s(SINISTER CHUCKLE)