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3.8sa remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.
1.53sLook, I like Moe's the way it is, all right?
4.44sAnd I ain't changing it for any dame, skirt, Susie-Q or face-macer.
1.79sI had a feeling you'd say that,
4.66sso I prepared something that might help you change your tune.
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3.1sThis place is a diamond But it's trapped in the rough
4sYeah, well, the sign still says "Moe's" So enough of your guff
3.07sHere's my new idea To sell both beer and grub
2.05sWe will turn this filthy dive
2.13sInto a proper, old-time British pub
1.13sA British what?
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12.61sDarts and meat pies And lager in pint glasses What a classy way To get drunk off your asses Hey, hold the phone. An English pub. That just might work.