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1.45sUgh!
4.47sMan, all the fun has been taken out of this once-noble barf-a-palooza.
1.88sYou just say that because you're primitive.
1.93sPeople in your day were backwards and crude.
1.63sWell, at least we were hammered!
2.24s(GROANS) I'm as thirsty as a drunk.
2.64sWhere do all these child-sized beers come from?
2.82sSee that magnificent heavily guarded cask?
1.38sAll the beer's in there.
1.35sAhh!
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2.29sNot all the beer.
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6.74s(CHEERING DRUNKENLY) Fahrvergnugen! Kaiser Permanente!
1.33sFruzen Gladje!
1.72sFry! You're embarrassing us!
2.67sI don't care! I'm finally having fun!
2.62sHey, come on, you keister-meisters!
4.24sEins, zwei, drei, vier, lift your Stein and drink your beer!
3.07sIch bin ein never! (MOANS)