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4.55sAnd the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!
3.65s(CRYING) Fry, some of us have real problems.
3.85sI just learned there are people with fancier sausage meats than me!
6.81s(CRYING) I hate future Oktoberfest! It's supposed to be beer and bratwurst,
3snot breakups and boring thing!
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1.47sAUTOMATED VOICE: For hundreds of years,
2.2sOktoberfest has been held here,
2.04sin the fertile Neander Valley,
6.74swhere prehistoric man once hunted the majestic Schnufel-Ufagus or woolly mammoth.
7.11sTo this day, paleontologists sometimes find entire mammoths frozen in the valley's icy glaciers,
4.27sperfectly preserved for exactly 30,000 years or so.
3.97sWait a minute, mammoth meat aged for 30,000 years?
2.64sPrize-winning sausage meat, here I come!
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