1.45sUgh!
4.47sMan, all the fun has been taken out of this once-noble barf-a-palooza.
1.88sYou just say that because you're primitive.
1.93sPeople in your day were backwards and crude.
1.63sWell, at least we were hammered!
2.24s(GROANS) I'm as thirsty as a drunk.
2.64sWhere do all these child-sized beers come from?
2.82sSee that magnificent heavily guarded cask?
1.38sAll the beer's in there.