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3.85sAnd me? I'm making my spice-weaseled bratwurst outta pork.
1.6sSo you are using pork!
3sPork that's been aged for 3,000 years!
1.94sBam!
3.59sMan! I can't beat that with a Craigslist pig.
3.94sSorry, Grundy. I'll have to kill you later for some other reason.
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4.52s(GRUNTING) Sit up straight! The Countess von Luftballoon is watching.
1.45sUgh!
4.47sMan, all the fun has been taken out of this once-noble barf-a-palooza.
1.88sYou just say that because you're primitive.
1.93sPeople in your day were backwards and crude.
1.63sWell, at least we were hammered!
2.24s(GROANS) I'm as thirsty as a drunk.
2.64sWhere do all these child-sized beers come from?