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3.04sCan I say "crappy" on TV? Yes, on this network, you can.
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2.57sIs it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news?
3.27sAre you and Princess Di just friends? You people make me sick!
2.99sYou're vultures! Where were you when I sang at Farm Aid?
2.79sOut of my way, you parasites! I said, out of my way!
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4.04sI'm no fake. I'm the real Krusty.
4.2sOh, yeah? Who played your daughter in the short-lived sitcom President Clown?
3.8sI don't know her name, but she held up a liquor store last year.
3.12sI smell bacon. Let's see if he's wearing a wire!
0.44sHey! Whoa! No! Not the face!
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1.88sIt is the real Krusty.
3.42sLook at that pacemaker scar, the cattle skull birthmark...
2.05sand his famous superfluous nipple.
1.9sAt least you're not as bad as Customs.
4.45sHow could you, Krusty? I'd never lend my name to an inferior product.
2.5sOh!
3.12sThey drove a dump truck full of money up to my house.
3.52sI'm not made of stone!