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0.49s"Krisis at Kamp Krusty."
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3.15sLadies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq,
2.19sand I can say without hyperbole...
3.79sthat this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
4.04sBurn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!
4.07sA group of school-aged Spartacuses has taken this camp by force.
2.97sThree counselors are missing and presumed scared.
5.34sWhat's that? I'm being told I can have an exclusive interview with the ringleader.
2.52sDon't be the boy. Don't be the boy.
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2.07sD'oh!
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4.25sI just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp.
3.04sCan I say "crappy" on TV? Yes, on this network, you can.
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2.57sIs it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news?
3.27sAre you and Princess Di just friends? You people make me sick!
2.99sYou're vultures! Where were you when I sang at Farm Aid?