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3.64sSomebody put a torch to these permanent records. Quickly, now.
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1.69sWake up, boy.
4.77sI dreamt it was the last day of school.
2.25sWell, it is.
4.72sOh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream too?
3.2sOw! You know, a pinch is more traditional.
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0.43sHomer, you do remember your promise to the children?
2.89sSure do!
2.34sWhen you're 18, you're out the door!
4.57sNo, Dad, you promised if Bart and I got "C" averages, we could go to Kamp Krusty.
3.32sAnd with no false modesty, you're lookin' at one happy camper.
1.93sYeah.
3.42sRemember, when you see my report card, they got this new grading system this year.
1.95sIt now goes, "D," "B," "A," "C."
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