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3.5sShut up and eat your pinecone.
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2.84sUh, are you sure that's safe?
3.64sWell, it ain't gettin' any safer.
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2.6sAll right, you balls of pan drippings!
2.27sI want to see Crisco coming out of those pores!
4.07sWe're not leaving until this Christmas ham gives me a pull-up.
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3.07sHail to thee kamp krusty
12.86sby the shores of big snake lake though your swings are rusty We know they'll never break Louder! Faster!
2.74sFrom your gleaming mess hall
3.42sto your hallowed baseball field
3.17sYour spick-and-span infirmary