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2.97sHe's sorting your recycling 'cause he loves our Mother Earth.
4.14sIf you weren't so busy trolling for booty all the damn time you could do it yourself,
1.53slike the law says you should.
1.02sOoh!
1.17sIt's on now!
1.63sWait a second! What about Peter?
2.3sHe's the one who wanted the trophy all along!
1.12sI couldn't have stolen it.
3.14sLast night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
0.78sPeter!
1.72sWhat? It's a ladder. He can't use it.
2.17sIt's like taking a watch off a dead guy.
2.2sThose Griffins always were oddballs, Joe.
1.4sReal oddballs.
1.45sI don't trust them.
2.37sI saw them taking coupons out of our mailbox.
1.52s
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1.47sI offer you a recipe.
7.07sCombine one part small-town neighborhood with a dash of missing trophy and what you're left with is a gumbo fit only for a madman.
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