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1.77sI never said the word "stole."
2.15sLooks like someone has a guilty conscience.
1.35sGuilty conscience! Ha!
2.87sI'm the only guy on this block who actually pays for his cable.
1.05sOoh.
5.55sPretty high and mighty for a man who left our nation's flag out in the rain last Fourth of July.
2.64sThat's against the law, Officer!
1.33sOoh!
0.95sYou're one to talk.
2.57sOut there every trash day picking through my garbage.
1.5sThat's an invasion of my privacy.
1.12sOoh!
2.97sHe's sorting your recycling 'cause he loves our Mother Earth.
4.14sIf you weren't so busy trolling for booty all the damn time you could do it yourself,
1.53slike the law says you should.
1.02sOoh!
1.17sIt's on now!
1.63sWait a second! What about Peter?
2.3sHe's the one who wanted the trophy all along!
1.12sI couldn't have stolen it.
3.14sLast night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
0.78sPeter!
1.72sWhat? It's a ladder. He can't use it.
2.17sIt's like taking a watch off a dead guy.
2.2sThose Griffins always were oddballs, Joe.
1.4sReal oddballs.
1.45sI don't trust them.
2.37sI saw them taking coupons out of our mailbox.
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