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1.62sPeter, your theme is a dud.
2.29sYeah. I've never even seen Who's the Boss?
3.24sTuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8:00,
1.73sand home by 11:00. Oh!
2.27sBut I can't do it without you guys,
1.79sbecause I'll tell you who's the boss.
1.85sIt's not Tony or Angela.
2.07sIt's not even man-crazy Mona.
1.33sIt's all of us.
3.67sQuagmire, You're the boss because you never give up, like with the ladies.
1.53sGemini. Ooh!
1.55sCapricorn. Oh!
0.7sHa.
1.77sI know you're not a Virgo!
1.6sAah!
1.87sHey, From down here, you look like a Pisces!
1.47sAah!
5.54sAnd Cleveland, you're the boss because of your attention to detail l-l-Like when we play pool,
4.04syou take so long to line up your shots I just want to crack you with a cue stick.
2.89sBut I don't because that would be a hate crime and I love ya.
2.23sAnd Joe, I've had new neighbors before,
2.47sbut none were half the man you are.
5.21sAnd Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.