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1.5sHere we go, Dad!
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3.2sStewie, would you like to learn how to wrap a turban?
2.47sWhy don't you teach it to the Chinese girl?
2.87sOr perhaps she can learn after her people invade your country.
3.72sYee, would your people really do this?
1.52sTry and stop them.
1.6sAnd try and stop Pablo's people
10.51sfrom using drug money to buy arms from Li's countrymen, who in turn sells them to Ura's people so they can ethnically cleanse the rest of this nauseatingly diverse grab bag of genetic party favors you call a family.
2.17sSo now you all understand, yes? You all hate each other?
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2.95sOh, Hosanna! It's the lesser of two evils.
3.25sOh, uh, Hey, kids. I'm, uh, uh, Santa Claus.
1.74sJust practicing for Christmas.
1.43sBut you're white.
2.87sJack and Sarah told me Santa is Indian.
1.9sDon't be stupid! Santa is black!