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2.89sLois, Who's the Boss? is not a food.
1.47sSwing and a mISS.
12.73sIt seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on T.V. But where are those good, old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?
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3.14sLucky there's a family guy
3.57sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.6sall the things that make us
1.52slaugh 'n' cry
4.57sHe's a family guy
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3.59sI have no friends, and it's all because of this stupid purse!
1.4sWhat did you do to my daughter?
1.3sI swear to God, if you touched her--
1.03sPeter!
1.53sHoney, what happened?
0.67sWell,
1.67sIt was lunchtime and...
2.42sI love the color of your Prada bag.
1.78sYeah, but yours has that great clasp.
1.93sHey, Meg, you want to come to lunch?
4.44sOh, You know what? There's no room in my car for your big, ugly purse.
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