2.95sOh, Hosanna! It's the lesser of two evils.
3.25sOh, uh, Hey, kids. I'm, uh, uh, Santa Claus.
1.74sJust practicing for Christmas.
1.43sBut you're white.
2.87sJack and Sarah told me Santa is Indian.
1.9sDon't be stupid! Santa is black!
2.59sSanta can't be black. We do not fear him.
2.64sCram it, Gandhi! Santa is Asian.