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2.89sBut I don't because that would be a hate crime and I love ya.
2.23sAnd Joe, I've had new neighbors before,
2.47sbut none were half the man you are.
5.21sAnd Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
1.52sPeter's right. If we work together,
2.02swe can win this thing. Who's in?
1.33sGo, Spooner Street!
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2.44sMy dad always says, "Measure twice, cut once."
1.17sMy daddy always said,
2.1s"Cleveland Jr., quit jumping on the bed!"
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2.27sWe didn't measure! We dIdN't measure!
1.4sAmazing, Peter.
1.94sYou've inspired The whole neighborhood to work together.
1.72sYou know what's really amazing, Brian?
1.89sI haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days,
2.2sand no one has said a thing.
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1.33sHey, Stewie,
2.54sIf I had a job, I could buy the bag myself.
4.04sHmm, I have squandered my munitions budget on that insipid Rugrats video!
1.87sPerhaps I should seek employment.
3.34sMother teaches piano. I suppose I could as well.