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1.72sYou know what's really amazing, Brian?
1.89sI haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days,
2.2sand no one has said a thing.
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1.33sHey, Stewie,
2.54sIf I had a job, I could buy the bag myself.
4.04sHmm, I have squandered my munitions budget on that insipid Rugrats video!
1.87sPerhaps I should seek employment.
3.34sMother teaches piano. I suppose I could as well.
1.84sAll right, try it again, Richard.
2.94sAnd remember, the wrong keys are electrified.
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2.24sAah! I don't want to play the piano!
2.54sIndeed. Would you rather play the bassoon?
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1.3saah!
1.87sNo experience? No, thanks.
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1.27sOh, nuts.
1.28sYoung lady.
1.45sWhat's the little guy's name?
1.1sWhat do you care?
4.12sWell, I can't send an unwed teenage mother out on the street without a job.
2.6sStewie. My son's name is StewIE.
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3.47sWelcome to the 83rd annual Quahog Harvest Festival Parade.