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2.4sWell, I'm sure Bender's fanny is tired.
2sAs soon as this storm passes, let's be on our way.
5.8s(CRACKLING) Sargaseous lighthouse, this is the S.S. Miami Muy Caliente.
1.73sThank you for your glorious beacon.
3.37sIt saved our lives and our Saturday night.
1.03sAdios.
2.04s(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
0.94s
1.33sYour aft-plate.
3.27sIts fiery gleam saved a ship full of South Beach swabbies.
2.04sWell, I do polish it every day,
1.83sand I sleep in a chamois diaper.
3.6sIt's 100 times more reflective than the mirror in my beacon.
2.27sMight I keep it for the lighthouse?
1.35sWhat? No!
3.04sBut, Bender, your buttocks could save lives.
1.37sI hate lives!
2.08sThese are sailors' lives, Bender.
3.7sThink of the untold cursing that would be lost to future generations.
1.77sCould you live with that?
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1.52s
4.44sYou know the answer, you scurvy bastard!
4.2sMaybe I have been selfish, hiding my ass under a bushel.