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1.8sand you both want to be Grandpa's favorite.
1.73sI can fix this. Marty, sit here.
1.52sSummer, you sit here. Now, listen.
2.86sI know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways,
2.9sbut you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned,
1.63syou're both pieces of shit. Yeah.
1.26sI can prove it mathematically.
1.66sActually, l-l-let me grab my white board.
1.66sThis has been a long time coming, anyway.
1.87s
1.63sEmergency! Wounded deer coming in.
1.63sThree.
1.76sExcuse me, you can't be back here.
1.63sI'm a certified horse surgeon,
1.66sand this deer needs medical attention.
2.47s- Nurse, please move that snake. - That's my nurse.
5.06sAnd as a horse surgeon, I'm sure that you know that deer have much smaller, much more intricate organs.
4.54sAs a vet, I'm sure you know that a deer is closer to a horse than you are to a doctor.
2.37sSo let's save the measuring for when our dicks are out.
0.87sIt's time to save a life!
0.79sGeez.
1.37s
2.66sThat's odd. This deer's wounded.
2.03sUh, yeah, lwas there. You don't have to rub it in.
2.13sI mean it's been shot with a gun.
1.99sMAN: My gun.
1.73sMay I help you, sir?
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