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1.4sYour parents get to exist.
2.23sThey're probably living it up in some pointless,
2.13sgrounded story about their shitty marriage.
1.83sJERRY: Cold stone creamery is the best.
2.94sWhat should we do with our remaining $20?
2.8sYou realize they sing no matter how much you tip?
0.72sWhoa!
0.87sAaah!
1.33sHoly shit.
1.02sWhat happened?
0.57sI hit a deer.
2.23sWe -- we have to tell the cops you were driving.
2.2s- What? - This is rum raisin!
2.34s
1.59sIt's still alive.
3.44sWell, do we -- do I, uh, get, uh, a big rock, or...?
1.66sIt's not an armadillo, asshole.
1.8sI thought that's what a man's supposed to say.
1.66sIt's not like I could've actually done it,
1.9slfwe were near a hospital, I could treat it,
1.43sbut I -- I think we have tojust...
2.56sIt's okay. This is just something that happens.
2.73sAnd even if we were in a hospital, what could we do?
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