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5.06sAnd as a horse surgeon, I'm sure that you know that deer have much smaller, much more intricate organs.
4.54sAs a vet, I'm sure you know that a deer is closer to a horse than you are to a doctor.
2.37sSo let's save the measuring for when our dicks are out.
0.87sIt's time to save a life!
0.79sGeez.
1.37s
2.66sThat's odd. This deer's wounded.
2.03sUh, yeah, lwas there. You don't have to rub it in.
2.13sI mean it's been shot with a gun.
1.99sMAN: My gun.
1.73sMay I help you, sir?
2.66sNo, but you can stop helping this deer.
1.97sI shot it before these two hit it with their car,
1.63sand I followed them when they hauled it off.
1.33sThis deer belongs to me.
1.97sWe don't have time for this, okay?
1.8sI need anaesthetic and deer saline.
2.06sLook, I don't know what the law says about this,
3.16sbut I took an oath that I would let no animal come to harm.
1.73sExcept when sterilizing, aborting, or euthanizing them,
2.33sor also when eating them at also any meal.
1.52sI'm calling my lawyer.
2.6sI hope for all our sakes you're as bad a surgeon as I am a hunter.
1.9sIn your dreams, bitch. Scalpel.
3.33sSo, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial,