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1.52sI'm calling my lawyer.
2.6sI hope for all our sakes you're as bad a surgeon as I am a hunter.
1.9sIn your dreams, bitch. Scalpel.
3.33sSo, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial,
1.76soverly sensitive, clingy,
2.26shysterical, bird-brained homunculi.
3.73sAnd I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age,
1.76sI go by amount of pain in my ass,
1.4swhich makes you both identical.
1.33sAll right, everything resolved?
2.8sEverybody nice and certain about their position in my world,
0.93sBOTH:
Yes.
1.33sAll right, perfect. Sit still.
1.87sarms down. I'm gonna do this again.
1.9sThis time be like Grandpa.
1.13sYou mean drunk?
1.73sWhat's that? You got something to say?
0.97s- No.
- And away we go!
3.16sAnd away we go!
2.44sHuh, that's weird.
0.36sHuh, that's weird.
1.9s
0.57sOh, my god,
0.46sWhat?
0.93sThe son of a bitch is gonna kill me!
0.99sWhat?!
0.83sThe son of a bitch is gonna kill me!
0.93sWhat?!
1.4sDiabolical, unfeeling sociopath.
1.3s- don't you get it?!
- don't you get it?!
2.13sThe other Rick isn't trying to merge us anymore.
2.89sHe thinks he can save his own skin by using the crystal to kill me.