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2.06sThe plucky little ball of water and d/rt,
1.7swhich is where it gets its name,
7.7sis dominated by seven billion primate-descended natives who love to eat spaghetti and pray to kangaroos.
2.83sSpaghetti, kangaroos? l’ve gotta check this place out.
2.76sWell, you can.
2.16sContact the Ministry of Tourism for details.
2.13sUp next, teenagers are calling it
1.83sAnd " not what you think.
1.37sWhat are you -- What did you do that tar?
2.59sGood morning, family. Oh, do I smell bacon?
6.27sYes, we discovered a species oftiny pig off the coast of New Australia about 30 yards east.
Or 300 yards west.
1.33sWe'd offer you some,
2.33sbut we hunted it to extinction for breakfast.
3.6sWell, I thought I'd walk to the South Pole and do a little bit of exploring.
4.36sIfyou guys need me, just yell or throw something so hard that it goes around the world and hits me.
1.63sOkay, now that he's gone,
2.33scan we please talk about our situation?
1.99sDad, you can't talk about people behind their back.
1.37sYou know, it's a small world,
1.52sPlease, he's in the South Pole!
2.37sAnd we need to have a serious conversation.