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1.4sFuck Earth.
1.87sYou realize our planet's name means dirt, right?
1.49sWe'll find a new world.
3.3sComputer, how many planets in the milky way are at least 90% similar to Earth?
3.56sFEMALE VOICE: 765 known planets.
2.4sHow many of those are outside federal jurisdiction?
2.26sThree.
2.13sSee? Our cup runneth over.
3.39sNow, who wants to go shopping for a brand-new motherfucking world?!
1.09sAll right!
1.87sLook at this baby!
1.7sWould you even know that wasn't Earth?
1.87sMORTY: Yes, because there's no Africa.
1.99sPssh. White people problems, Marty,
2.16sLet's go down and check her out.
1.9s
1.73sOh, I thought it was further away.
2.53sI uh... I guess this one's a little small.
1.4sAll right, uh, maybe --
1.8sMaybe we should go check out the other two, huh?