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1.7sbut there is still time.
1.63sI am yours until my death.
1.43sALL: Aww!
1.83sAww,
2.99sI now pronounce you Squanch and Birdperson!
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2.87sJ, Girl, you got it going on J,
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2.43sI am not staring at you.
2.99sI am a cyborg photographer. Just act natural.
1.73sThis is a candid shot.
2.06sI don't require a camera so --
1.76sSorry.
1.7sHi. I am not staring at you-,
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1.7sUh, hi, everybody.
1.66sl'm Rick.
4.94sYou know, when I first met Birdperson, he was, uhh...
3sListen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest.
3.17sAnd being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.