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1.97sGood one, Morty. Excuse me, bartender.
1.93sCan you make me a dumb grandson pep talk?
4.5sIt's one part lame advice about stuff you know nothing about and a lot of vodka.
1.7sMm-Hmm. l have a lot of vodka.
0.86sThen I'll take one of those.
1.56sI don't need the rest.
2.06sGod, whatever, Rick.
2.49sIt sounds like you and my dad have a long history together.
1.56sWish I could say the same.
5.9sThe road your father and I walked together is soaked deeply with the blood of both friends and enemies.
1.02sMust be nice.
3.66sUm, I used to have to draw him into family photos with a crayon.
2.47sThe war in which we fought is far from over.
1.52sWe live our lives in hiding.
2.13sI guess I should be happy for you.
2.56sI mean, great, you guys got to hang out.
1.47sI hope you had a blast.
2.53sThe galactic government considers us terrorists.
2.3slt's unwise of me to share these details,