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1.8sStill, what is he, 40?
1.19sIt's just, you know,
2.09swhen he was 30, she was an actual child.
1.76sWhen he was her age, she wasn't born.
1.97sWhen he was, let's see, like, 18,
2.99sshe was literally in there in yourwomb.
3.43sImagine being pregnant with your daughter and a Bird teenager comes into your home and says,
1.93s"I'll take that. I'll have sex with that."
1.59sGive us one second.
1.93sWere you born with your feet in your mouth?
2.73sl was transported here against my will in a meatball, all right.
2.47sSo take your attitude to the men's section of KMart,
2.4s'cause you need to cut me some slack...s.
3sI want you to stand in the corner and face the corner and talk to nobody.
3.3sMaybe... I... will.
3.63sYou know, you're not being very supportive of Birdperson on his big day.
2.23sBirdperson's big day, Marty,
5.23swas at Blood Ridge on Glapflap's third moon against the Gromflamites!
2.26sThis? This is a losing battle.
1.93sGeez, Rick, it's not like he's dying.
1.47sHe's getting married!
3.03sI mean, what do you think's gonna happen if you open yourself up a little bit?