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1.93sYou must be Summer's mom and dad.
1.87sWe're Tammy's parents -- Pat and Donna Guterman.
2.26sHi. Beth. This is Jerry.
2.73sSo your teenage daughter's marrying a Birdman.
1.59sAre you guys down with that?
1.59sNo pun intended.
1.52sWe're quite proud.
2.37sHe's a wonderful person and an incredible Bird.
1.8sStill, what is he, 40?
1.19sIt's just, you know,
2.09swhen he was 30, she was an actual child.
1.76sWhen he was her age, she wasn't born.
1.97sWhen he was, let's see, like, 18,
2.99sshe was literally in there in yourwomb.
3.43sImagine being pregnant with your daughter and a Bird teenager comes into your home and says,
1.93s"I'll take that. I'll have sex with that."
1.59sGive us one second.
1.93sWere you born with your feet in your mouth?
2.73sl was transported here against my will in a meatball, all right.
2.47sSo take your attitude to the men's section of KMart,
2.4s'cause you need to cut me some slack...s.
3sI want you to stand in the corner and face the corner and talk to nobody.
3.3sMaybe... I... will.
3.63sYou know, you're not being very supportive of Birdperson on his big day.
2.23sBirdperson's big day, Marty,
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