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2.23sTammy, you may squanch your vows now.
2.43sBirdperson...
3.96sYou are my seed, my worm, my earliness,
1.66sand my lack of cats.
2.47sI promise to be yours until your death.
0.04sNice!
1.19sALL: Aww!
1.4sBirdperson.
2.83sTammy, l was approaching infertility when I met you,
1.7sbut there is still time.
1.63sI am yours until my death.
1.43sALL: Aww!
1.83sAww,
2.99sI now pronounce you Squanch and Birdperson!
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2.87sJ, Girl, you got it going on J,
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2.43sI am not staring at you.
2.99sI am a cyborg photographer. Just act natural.
1.73sThis is a candid shot.
2.06sI don't require a camera so --
1.76sSorry.