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1.8sand fuck me for letting my guard down,
1.59swhich Iwill never do again.
1.37sGeez, Rick!
2.66sYou can't say f-- "'F' you" to your granddaughter.
2.47sljust did, Marty, Here's dessert. Fuck you.
1.66sLook, I think we've all had a tough wedding.
1.76sActually, the wedding was beautiful.
1.16sThe reception got out of hand.
2.16sAnyway, I say we go home, sleep it off,
1.8sand have a family meeting in the morning.
2.03sYeah, about going home, we can't -- ever.
1.49sALL: What?!
1.3sOh, these guys are looking for us now,
1.4sEarth Will be swarming with them.
1.02sUs?!
1.33s- Jerry -- - I want to go home!
2.09sLook, anyone that wants to go back to Earth is free to.
1.83sBut here's what's gonna happen.
1.49sAlien bureaucrats are gonna arrest you.
7.8sThey're gonna put the intergalactic equivalent of jumper cables under your nuts and or labia and hook them up to an alien car battery until you tell them where I am --
1.63sWhich I guarantee you, you're not gonna know,
1.97swhich I guarantee theywon't believe.
1.83sSo who's homesick? By applause.
2.33sLadies? Anybody?
2.8sWhat are we going to do? Where are we going to live?
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