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2.87sBrian, welcome home, you son of a bitch!
2.43sSo, did you loose? You got to tell me all about it.
1.9sHey, how was your bachelorette?
2.63sWas she a dumb bimbo like you said but with a big rack.
1.59sCome on in and tell me everything.
3.73sI bet your stories will make me laugh so hard, I'll shoot milk out of my nose.
1.93sPeter, this is Brooke, the bachelorette.
1.73sShe's having dinner with us tonight.
2.9sI went over this with you a few minutes ago.
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3.46sWhy, it's wonderful to meet you. We've heard so many nice things.
2.76sYes, indeed. So, how long have you been a prostitute?
2.73sNo, Doug, I will not lift up her shirt.
1.66sChris, we have company.
2.4sSo, you ever been with a woman?
1.09sNo.
0.55sPeter!
0.78sWhat?
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2.2sThere. Are you happy, Doug?
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