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3.27sI like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug.
1.73sI just wish I didn't have to look at it.
2.3sWe have to look at your anus all day.
1.19sThank you.
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2.87sThe Bachelorette comes to Ouahog in search of male contestants.
1.47sStory at 11:00.
1.97sWell, actually, that was pretty much it.
1.52sBut there will be other stuff, too.
1.7sLook, I'm turning down the thermostat.
1.7sSee Diane's erect nipples at 11:00.
2.66sOh, my God! The Bachelorette is coming to Ouahog.
1.76sThat's, like, my favorite show ever.
1.49sMeg, how can you watch that crap?
1.87sThat show is not reality. It's all staged.
2.23sIt's a complete mockery of human relationships.
3.09sYou know, this could be the perfect way for Cleveland to meet Mrs. Right.
2.4sI got to tell him. Hey, Cleveland.
3.96sJoe? Sorry, I dialed the wrong number. I meant to call Cleveland.
2.2sNo, I just wanted to tell him something.
2.7sNo, I'd like to talk to you, too. It's just that--
2.73sFine. I'll call you after I talk to Cleveland.
2.4sI don't feel obligated. I want to.
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2.4sYou're a good pimple, Doug.