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1.56sHi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
3.37sGood morning, Chris. Oh, my God! Look at the size of that pimple.
2.06sYou're like a circus freak!
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2.47sI'm kidding. You're just becoming a man, sweetie.
1.99sYeah. I remember when I became a man.
3.66sThe operation was a success. What are you gonna go by now?
1.26sPeter.
2.59sYou know, Chris, we'll have to do something about that.
1.9sBut I don't wanna get rid of my zit.
3.27sI like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug.
1.73sI just wish I didn't have to look at it.
2.3sWe have to look at your anus all day.
1.19sThank you.
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2.87sThe Bachelorette comes to Ouahog in search of male contestants.
1.47sStory at 11:00.
1.97sWell, actually, that was pretty much it.
1.52sBut there will be other stuff, too.
1.7sLook, I'm turning down the thermostat.
1.7sSee Diane's erect nipples at 11:00.
2.66sOh, my God! The Bachelorette is coming to Ouahog.
1.76sThat's, like, my favorite show ever.
1.49sMeg, how can you watch that crap?
1.87sThat show is not reality. It's all staged.
2.23sIt's a complete mockery of human relationships.
3.09sYou know, this could be the perfect way for Cleveland to meet Mrs. Right.