3.66sThe operation was a success. What are you gonna go by now?
1.26sPeter.
2.59sYou know, Chris, we'll have to do something about that.
1.9sBut I don't wanna get rid of my zit.
3.27sI like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug.
1.73sI just wish I didn't have to look at it.
2.3sWe have to look at your anus all day.
1.19sThank you.
0.83s
2.87sThe Bachelorette comes to Ouahog in search of male contestants.
1.47sStory at 11:00.
1.97sWell, actually, that was pretty much it.
1.52sBut there will be other stuff, too.
1.7sLook, I'm turning down the thermostat.
1.7sSee Diane's erect nipples at 11:00.
2.66sOh, my God! The Bachelorette is coming to Ouahog.
1.76sThat's, like, my favorite show ever.
1.49sMeg, how can you watch that crap?
1.87sThat show is not reality. It's all staged.