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2.59sMom, Dad, I need to get new sneakers.
2.1sWhat? I just bought you new sneakers.
2.03sI know, but I need cooler ones.
1.02sShut up and stop complaining.
1.88sWhen I was your age, I didn't even have sneakers.
1.75sWe wore stale hamburger buns.
1.35sNo, you didn't, Peter.
2.08sShh! He doesn't know that. He's just a dumb, fat loser.
1.43sDid you see his shoes?
2.23sLook, Chris, I'm sorry, but money's tight right now.
3.77sYeah, I even had to take a second job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.
2.14sThis thing can pick up anything. Here's a little demonstration.
1.9sI'll pour some wine, rub in some feces,
2.28sand to top it off, some mustard mixed with feces.
1.25sTough stain, right?
1.62sOh, crap, I forgot the vacuum.
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4.5s(ANNE MURRAY SINGING OVER STEREO) All right, Rupert, you ready to get lost in some Anne?
4.49sGentle breezes where the peaceful waters flow
3.87sSpread your tiny wings and fly away
5.02sAnd take the snow back with you where it came from on that day