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1.95sOkay, Chris, I want to wear contacts,
1.84sbut I'm too squeamish to put them in myself,
1.23sso you need to help me.
1.28sReally? Is it that hard?
3.3sMy eyes are too sensitive. It's like they overreact or something.
1.27sOkay.
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1.85sAh! What happened to your eye?
1.8sDon't worry about it! Just put the lens in!
1.98sBut where do I put it? The pupil's gone.
2.05sYour eye just looks like a ping-pong ball.
3.37sI think it rolled up into my head. Look, just do the other one.
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3.32sAh! You look like one of those blind jazz guys.
2.55sWhere are you? I can't see anything!
1.33s(SCREAMING)
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2.47sI don't like this. Just wear your stupid glasses.
1.23sChris, I'm blind.
1.17sI'm sorry, Meg.
1.7s(BAWLING)
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1.54sWhat the hell is all this?
3.35sThis is history, Brian. A key moment in the history of happiness.
1.4s- Have a seat.
- (SIGHS)
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2.25s(MUSIC PLAYING)