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2.64sThey're so much better than regular bars because worse is better.
1.97sI know, right? They're my favorite, too.
3sI'm quirky like that. I've got quirky taste. I'm a quirky girl.
1.93sIt seems like we would be perfect for each other.
2.67sBut really, we're terrible for everyone.
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5.97sAnd oh, I... What the hell? Are you listening to Anne Murray?
2.6sUh, I am experiencing Anne Murray.
2.15sWhy? That music is complete crap.
1.9sUm... Excuse me?
3.3sIt's all just vapid, overproduced tripe. It has no edge whatsoever.
1.7sYeah, neither does a soft summer breeze,
1.63sor a letter from an old friend.
1.67sI'm pretty sure envelopes have edges.
1.64sFine, an e-mail, dick.
1.2sWhatever. You know what? I don't care.
2.27sI think Anne Murray sucks, and that's my opinion.