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2.32sI can't help myself

3.3sI fall in love with you

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2.82sYou like that, Stewie? You like Anne Murray's music?

1.2sI must.

3.47sThis is the first time you've opened your mouth and I haven't wanted to shit in it.

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3.79sANNOUNCER ON TV: This portion of the Channel Five News at 6:00 is brought to you by Condoms.

3.95sPut us on backwards a little bit, then put us on the right way.

2.59sMom, Dad, I need to get new sneakers.

2.1sWhat? I just bought you new sneakers.

2.03sI know, but I need cooler ones.

1.02sShut up and stop complaining.

1.88sWhen I was your age, I didn't even have sneakers.

1.75sWe wore stale hamburger buns.

1.35sNo, you didn't, Peter.

2.08sShh! He doesn't know that. He's just a dumb, fat loser.

1.43sDid you see his shoes?

2.23sLook, Chris, I'm sorry, but money's tight right now.

3.77sYeah, I even had to take a second job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.

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